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February 07 2018

nurselofwyr:

theauspolchronicles:

I just… can’t believe the utter absurdity of someone going “let’s sell some old government furniture” so went into an office where they keep top secret files, saw an old filing cabinet, didn’t bother to check inside of it, organised to have to transported out and sold at a second hand store and at no point did anyone double check any part of this process and go “wait… do you think this filing cabinet designated to hold government secrets might… you know… still contain those secrets?” until SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! THE ABC FINDS HUNDREDS OF SECRET GOVERNMENT FILES AND GOES “WE CAN’T PUBLISH THEM ALL BUT HEY HERE’S THE HIGHLIGHTS!” Someone is probably sitting in their office screaming into their hands so people in the room over can’t hear them. This is just… how????

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intoasylum:

game of thrones [part 2] | text posts

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a-radioactive-platypus:

jayykesley:

slav-orson-krennic:

trashcanbees:

kompanie-mutter:

trashcanbees:

pain-and-missouri:

volcel-official:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

I hate all of this

This is the last thing you see before you die

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

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cor-ta:

AGDNFKGNIFNCKCL😍

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actualaster:

thedarkbunny:

voidbat:

nehirose:

callmebliss:

pursuit43:

I have in the past and continue to approve of this method

Hey guys I have an idea about how to control what’s going on in the White House

is it wolves?

it is wolves.

(source)

@goron-king-darunia

gryllingbears:

lizardsister:

listen nothing in sound design will ever come close to the sheer power of the sound of a lightsaber turning on

I truly 1000% believe that Star Wars would never have gotten as popular as it has without everything about the lightsaber being absolutely perfect.

And I also believe the lightsaber is the perfect weapon in any form of media ever.

It draws upon a traditional and iconic weapon: a sword. Swords have gravitas, an ethos, that I don’t think anything else has. People love swords. They’re dramatic, they allow posing, tense back and forth battles, tests of skill and chances to flourish and show off.

But it’s better than a sword, because it sounds fucking awesome. You know what’s even better for your sword fight? If they make a cool ass noise when they hit eachother. Like everything about a lightsaber sounds amazing. It turning on, when they clash, when they deflect something, hell even when they just sit there and HUM it sounds cool.

There’s also the different colors, and this is important because it allows there to be differentiation. Vader has red, Obi-Wan has blue, Luke gets green. They’re instantly recognizable and you can understand what side someone is on based on the color of their weapon. It also allows there to be a certain amount of personalization and customization, which is VERY IMPORTANT because you know what really gets people into your story? When they start imagining themselves in it. When people start thinking about themselves in Star Wars I guarantee one of the first three questions that will come up (if not the first) is what color lightsaber would you have.

Finally, this is a small thing but, lightsabers are just easy to carry around. You just turn the damn thing off the and blade goes away. It’s a very manageable prop to carry around, and then you get sweet noises and posing when it turns on.

Laser sword goes swoosh buzz hmmmmm and it’s rad

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goodnightmoonvale:

end0skeletal:

Luna, the leucistic (not albino) male screech owl

Leucism is a condition in which there is partial loss of pigmentation in an animal resulting in white, pale, or patchy coloration of the skin, hair, feathers, scales or cuticle, but not the eyes. Unlike albinism, it is caused by a reduction in multiple types of pigment, not just melanin.

@elodieunderglass a pretty boy.

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wintersummer–3232:

He could have ignored him BUT HE WENT BACK TO CLEAN THE DISHES

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thepunisher:

I have four (4) moods

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maryse-lightwoods:

darrington dare to flynn: i’ve never stopped thinking about you

me: uh that’s gay

marspatatesi:

aphdoitsu:

all-gerita-things:

ask-romacat:

starshifting:

hell-hetalia:

romanoshenanigans:

distant-echo-arthur:

spades-king:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

wildestheart4ever:

just-absolutely-super:

little-dragneel:

ice-bringer:

lockandk3yfiction:

thestrongestmageindigiworld:

fairytail-is-life:

neato-ft:

damn-i-ship-it:

ominouslymathematical:

tiny-angry-dragon:

the-good-cop:

hrhowling:

sole-survivors-survival-guide:

amandaterasu:

sole-survivors-survival-guide:

tenebraetrash:

arkhamhorror:

spineldragon:

rebel-against-reality:

divine-roost:

healterskeltergirl:

thejewker:

matt-tetska:

ari-zonia:

megaphone334:

7-strangeowlraider-7:

icyzans:

peridots-fast-fingers:

misssprinklebottom:

phoenixyfriend:

thrakaboom:

kalikatze:

emoastrobiologist:

theaspiefox:

the-emo-duck:

dangergays:

greaterdoq:

apocalypticaamplified:

sylph-0f-blood:

cosmic-aria:

no-good-names-left:

free-ottawe:

free-ottawe:

hyouretsuzan:

culorojo:

materadyne:

themaxiepad:

nuzleafs:

johnnyjoe:

ouroburritos:

jocosejoni:

butt-burgers:

jocosejoni:

thrustingbutts:

theinvisiblemad:

littlehuntedprincess:

literallygamzeeirl:

butt-floozy:

aceofknives:

rynia:

theinvisiblemad:

Okay, so. It’s late at night and I kinda wanna play a game with you all.

The one where a person says a word, and you have to make a new word by changing only one letter, I’ll start.

Pork.

Perk.

Pert.

Port.

Part.

Fart.

Farm.

Harm

Hard

Lard

Lark

Park

Puck

Fuck

Funk

Dunk

Lunk

Sunk

Suns

Buns

Nuns

Nubs

Nuts

Huts

Hats

Hate

mate

Date

Dare

Dire.

Dime

Lime.

mime

Mite

site

Kite

Rite

Nite

Bite

bile

pile

Pine

Pink

PUNK

Puny

Pony

Pong

Ping

Ding

Sing

sink

zink

Dink

Dine

wine

Line

Lane

Land

Lend

lewd

Lead

mead

mend

send

sand

land

fand

Fend

feed

Heed

Deed

Deep

Deem

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retrogradeworks:

tereshkova2001:

rowenamarion:

calamity-cain:

buckybarrnes:

Avengers Assemble #11

can we talk about how willing Tony was to drop his pants

when Carol Danvers tells you to drop your pants, you drop your fucking pants. 

Steve and Carol both have such a smug. I love this entire story arc so much.

You’re all missing the best part of this.  Wolverine literally grabbed a tub of popcorn.

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calamity-cain:

roundtableguest:

loptrlaufey:

both so cute ^^

This is my James Bond Dream Team

Idris as Bond.

Tom as the baddie

I would pay SO MUCH $$$$ for that

no but in all seriousness how is that movie not a thing

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